So, this is my first blog.
You'd think I'd need some sort of license or something. Maybe at the very least - a state issued typing test, but...no. All I needed was access to a computer and to the internet and all of a sudden...I'm bloggin'. I almost feel a sense of pride sitting here at my computer.
Could this be how reporters feel? A reporter feeling the pressure of a deadline and a huge story on the line.
Perhaps this is how authors feel in front of their technology of choice...Or maybe not.
I could almost feel pride, but then I remember - This is a free blog that will not yield any income nor is it that have I earned my place in front of this screen. I'm just a guy in his dining room.
I might as well be typing on my "pretend" computer. If this were my "pretend" computer...it'd be nicer. It would probably have a huge screen and it would be super fast of course. I'd also have something to drink right now - I'm kind of thirsty.
But its not pretend. One thing is true, however, at this point I don't actually have an audience.
In fact, no one has even read this yet.
The only reason that I am doing a blog now is because my sister asked me to. So at least she should read it. I think I'll give here a quiz later. Maybe weekly.
Maybe she's "pretend" too.
So, this was my first blog. I'll probably type something on here occasionally. I might even plan out what I'll say next time. But even if I don't...it's not like anyone will read this.
JJ
I will pretend to read all your blog's and pretend they are profound. Love, Dad
ReplyDeleteSince I'm reading your pretend blog, does that mean I only exist in your pretend world? Are the grass and trees real?
ReplyDeletei have a new addictive behavior - checking Blog Stats on my blog! There - confessed! can i get sprinkled or something, please? Thanks.
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